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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are selling imaginary math to people who lack common sense.
Serial founder of things that do not exist.
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You pitch empty promises to venture capitalists and manage a Discord server filled with gamblers. It ends badly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie with enough charisma to convince a VC to ignore the math.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software generates convincing lies that VCs can no longer distinguish.
Week 6
Bots simulate community hype more effectively than your most toxic moderator.
Month 3
Standardised code blocks remove the need for your expensive lead dev.
Month 4
AI models handle the calls and sign the term sheets directly.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are deleted from the repo and replaced by an efficient script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
2 weeks
Average pivot frequency
99 percent
Burn rate efficiency
critical
Whitepaper nonsense level
Your severance
A lifetime supply of hopium and zero actual equity.
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