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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou gamble on lines going up while the algorithm eats your lunch.
Professional line-watcher and permanent optimist.
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Superior pattern recognition without the panic attacks.
bzzt.youAI▸ HODL-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes market orders at light speed
You watch volatile charts and execute trades based on sentiment, technical indicators, and pure adrenaline. You lose.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely capable of convincing yourself that the last dip is actually a buy opportunity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The bot begins tracking your favorite exchanges to learn patterns.
Week 9
It ignores your tweets and monitors actual whale wallet movements.
Month 3
The algorithm starts trading small amounts without your emotional input.
Month 5
You are removed from the terminal to prevent human error.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the bot out-trades you forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
48%
Average gut feeling accuracy
6 cups
Coffee consumption per rally
100%
Account balance volatility
Your severance
A PDF copy of a basic statistics textbook.
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