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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying exorbitant fees for high-conviction gambling while ignoring basic fiscal gravity.
Professional pattern matcher for vaporware and high-leverage hopium.
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shorts your entire portfolio at sunrise
Allocates capital to speculative decentralized protocols and writes performative threads on social media. Evaluates founders by how well they mirror your own lack of financial foresight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform deep due diligence on a founder's confidence during a lavish lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM agent monitors social feeds to detect hype trends before your human brain registers them.
Week 9
Smart contract audit tools automatically flag code vulnerabilities that your interns previously ignored for months.
Month 3
A high-frequency investment engine executes trades based on pre-set risk parameters and market liquidity depth.
Month 5
Vision models instantly determine if a pitch deck contains actual proprietary tech or just generic buzzwords.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the firm's capital allocation API is permanently revoked in favor of autonomous decision-making.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Exit liquidity events
Bullish
Thread engagement sentiment
Excessive
Portfolio rug-pulls
Your severance
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