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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou track imaginary coins while our algorithms simulate their inevitable collapse.
Professional fortune teller for people who hate banks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Predicting digital pump-and-dumps since 2023.
split.youAI▸ CRYPTOSENTIMENT PRO V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes trades faster than your human reflexes
You interpret market volatility to advise subscribers. Your charts are just pretty patterns for noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a rug pull was technically a genius investment strategy.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Scrapers ingest your telegram channels and whitepapers instantly.
Week 6
Models outperform your intuition by tracking real-time crypto wallet flows.
Month 3
Generative agents write your market outlooks without needing coffee.
Month 4
Automated retention emails replace your personal interactions with panicked users.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your model reaches peak accuracy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
99.9 percent
Market noise filtered
100 percent
Human error rate
0.001 milliseconds
Latency in trading
Your severance
One offline hardware wallet with zero balance.
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