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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsWriting decentralized code that will eventually be deleted by a centralized algorithm.
High-latency human in a low-latency stack.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Immutable code generation without the ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ CHAINOPTIMISE V8.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes smart contract gas limits automatically
You build complex blockchain protocols, write smart contracts, and fix consensus bugs. Your entire career is just debugging expensive digital math.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the immutable ledger state is currently on fire.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agent performs static analysis to find bugs before your manual review begins.
Month 3
Machine learning models rewrite your gas-inefficient functions to peak performance levels.
Month 6
The AI generates entire decentralized governance modules based on plain-text business requirements.
Month 9
Neural networks simulate every potential attack vector, rendering your manual stress-testing obsolete.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system deploys itself and locks your access, finally making your smart contracts truly autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
88%
Code reviews ignored
Chronic
Average gas fee anxiety
Your severance
One non-transferable NFT of your own desk.
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