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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a slow, meat-based API for a rug-pull generator.
Professional gambler with a browser tab addiction.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your inevitable financial ruin since 2024.
glub.youAI▸ RUGPULL-AI V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
front-runs every trade you think of
Scanning social sentiment and deploying smart contracts for high-risk assets. Your entire career is just clicking buy on nonsense faster than the next person.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the visceral, crushing shame of losing someone else's money.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms begin monitoring social media feeds to detect hype cycles before your brain processes them.
Week 9
Vision-guided scripts deploy tokens and initialize liquidity pools instantly upon narrative detection.
Month 3
Distributed agent networks generate authentic-looking social engagement to trick actual human buyers.
Month 5
High-frequency trade execution systems drain liquidity pools before you can even reach your mouse.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access to the wallet interface is permanently revoked as the machine assumes full market control.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
3 milliseconds
Average rug-pull latency
99.9%
Narrative extraction accuracy
100%
Human emotional baggage
Your severance
A non-fungible certificate of absolute professional failure.
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