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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTeaching students to break codes that machines already solved in seconds.
Tenured architect of beautiful, impractical mental math mazes.
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Pure logic without the tenure.
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derives unbreakable keys while you lecture
You lecture on number theory and formal proofs. You grade papers full of failed encryption attempts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is lying about why their homework is late.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software identifies logical errors in student proofs instantly.
Month 5
AI generates perfect course material and replaces your slide decks.
Month 10
Algorithms write and publish papers faster than any human department.
Month 16
Virtual tutors answer all questions with perfect textbook accuracy.
Year 2 · D-Day
The university archives your office and grants tenure to the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4
Proofs written per week
120
Student emails answered
Excessive
Blackboard dust inhaled
Your severance
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