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Will AI replace Cryptography Staff Scientist jobs? · Latest report #iux87yrk
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMath is hard, but AI just solved your next million primes.
Staff Scientist (mostly LaTeX, emotionally exhausted by P vs NP).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The end of human-calculated security.
glub.youAI▸ CIPHERGEN PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
verifies your entire codebase in microseconds
You prove security theorems and audit complex encryption protocols daily. Your job is basically solving high-stakes logic puzzles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to panicked executives why the quantum update isn't ready yet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest all your existing whitepapers and security protocols.
Month 4
Algorithms begin scanning your C libraries for side-channel vulnerabilities automatically.
Month 10
Formal methods solvers begin outputting validated security proofs in seconds.
Month 15
Neural networks suggest new encryption schemes superior to human designs.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all cryptographic implementation decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
2
Proofs written per month
Excessive
Coffee consumption
40
Hours spent on Slack
Your severance
A one-year supply of high-end office snacks.
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