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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou teach students to code so they can replace you faster.
Senior Academic (mostly tired, occasionally inspiring, perpetually grading).
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Real time grading without the office hours.
no no noyouAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches student logic errors in milliseconds
You grade endless syntax errors and explain why 'it worked on my machine' is not a valid excuse.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a student is lying about why their code failed to compile.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software scans student code for errors and assigns grades instantly.
Month 4
Cloud instances replace broken physical hardware labs automatically.
Month 8
AI models generate interactive tutorials personalized to each student pace.
Month 13
A clever agent answers all student excuses with standard policy.
Month 19 · D-Day
The instructor account is disabled and replaced by a video loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 Liters
Coffee consumed
9000
StackOverflow links sent
100%
Office hours ignored
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