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Will AI replace CS PhD Student and Lecturer jobs? · Latest report #tsmh4a6n
Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou teach the machines that will inevitably grade your own dissertation.
Stuck between groundbreaking papers and undergraduate office hours.
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You perform academic research and deliver undergraduate lectures. Your output is papers, code repositories, and student evaluations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely argue with a human peer about the beauty of a flawed proof.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models index and summarize every relevant paper in seconds.
Month 5
Algorithms synthesize syllabus content into hyper-personalized video lessons.
Month 10
Visual and logic analysis agents mark assignments faster than humans.
Month 16
Agent networks generate and refine code for experimental proofs.
Year 2 · D-Day
The department replaces human instruction with efficient server-side processing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per paper
89%
Student emails ignored
100%
Grant application rejections
Your severance
A one-year subscription to arXiv, paid in exposure.
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