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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTeaching students to debug code that you can no longer write.
Tenured pedant with a penchant for LaTeX syntax.
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nom.you▸ ACADEMICSYNTH PRO 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
proofs entire research papers in six seconds
You lecture on formal verification theory while juggling research papers and committee meetings. You manage graduate students and navigate the arcane bureaucracy of university tenure tracks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still inspire a student to choose a life of academic suffering.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your lecture notes are ingested into a language model for automated student Q&A.
Month 7
A vision-guided system replaces the manual scoring of error-prone student exam scripts.
Month 16
Algorithms now generate your formal verification proofs directly from your abstract parameters.
Year 2.2
An interactive digital avatar handles department meetings and committee administrative tasks.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The institution officially terminates your contract in favor of the lower-overhead synthetic department.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
6 months
Paper Review Delay
Excessive
Coffee Intake
85%
Committee Time Waste
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the journal you hated.
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