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November 8, 2026
In 3 weeksPaying tuition to be replaced by a free open-source script.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Why finish your degree when we can simulate it?
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deletes your repository after you graduate
You spend your time chasing stack overflow errors and failing to understand why your C++ memory management causes immediate crashes. You are essentially a bug-generator.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still experience the unique, crushing despair of a 3 a.m. segmentation fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
An LLM generates your entire curriculum summary in six seconds with 99% accuracy.
Day 5
Integrated IDE plugins now finish your assignments before you even type the first character.
Day 9
Automated agents provide harsher, more accurate critique of your logic than your teaching assistant.
Week 2
Your digital credentials are generated directly into the HR hiring databases of your future employers.
Week 3 · D-Day
The institution officially recognizes that the human student interface is no longer a viable product.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.1%
3 liters
Coffee consumed per line
47
Stack Overflow tabs open
0.04%
Actual employability
Your severance
a 10% discount on a subscription you don't need
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