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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning corporate hollow platitudes into slightly faster corporate hollow platitudes.
Professional architect of vague corporate goodwill and glossy PDFs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated virtue without the human conscience lag.
blub.you▸ ESG-VOID 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates plausible sustainability reports overnight
You draft sustainability reports and track carbon metrics while pretending the company actually cares about the planet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a skeptical board member in the eye while lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every past report to mimic your corporate tone.
Month 4
Sensors pull real energy data so you stop guessing the numbers.
Month 8
An agent generates the entire sustainability report in five minutes.
Month 13
The bot automatically replies to activist emails with legal-vetted fluff.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the report publishes itself at midnight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
42
Buzzwords per slide
Annual
Net Zero target moves
Permanent
Meetings about nothing
Your severance
One branded reusable water bottle and a bus pass.
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