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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou hire engineers to build the machine that deletes your job.
Turning coffee into architectural diagrams and Jira tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Architecture decisions without the ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ EXECAGENT-V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects technical roadmap into the void
You make high-level architecture decisions and manage technical debt while reporting your progress to investors and board members.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors about the launch date with genuine human charisma.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI agents begin scanning your codebase to identify all critical bugs.
Month 4
Decision models start drafting technical roadmaps based on your historical data.
Month 9
Synthetic avatars replace you in board meetings to present status updates.
Month 14
Algorithms handle all recruitment and technical screening without your input.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the infrastructure and architecture lifecycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4.2 monthly
Average pivot count
88 percent
Technical debt ratio
500 to 1
Meeting-to-code ratio
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale protein bar.
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