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Your job has an expiration date
June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsTrading your visionary soul for a few lines of better code.
Serial pivot artist currently searching for market fit.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Founder-grade decisions at machine-grade speed.
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You spend days managing technical debt, fundraising, and fighting with product teams. Your vision is just legacy logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why that legacy hack exists.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI flags your worst architectural sins as technical debt.
Month 5
An algorithm picks the next pivot based on real data.
Month 13
Robots define the sprint goals without your input.
Year 2.1
A synthetic voice handles all future fundraising calls.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Your access to the repository is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4 per month
Pivot frequency
99 percent
Meeting-to-coding ratio
3 weeks
Funding runway left
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge saying you are a visionary.
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