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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour proprietary tech stack is just a legacy hallucination waiting for replacement.
Full-stack architect of technical debt and over-engineered dreams.
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You juggle security compliance audits, product strategy, and architectural oversight while pretending you still write meaningful code.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI handles all SOC 2 evidence gathering and security documentation.
Month 5
System agents write and optimize your core infrastructure patterns.
Month 10
LLMs generate pitch decks that investors actually find convincing.
Month 15
Algorithms determine roadmap priorities based on real-time market data.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board concludes your salary is the only technical debt remaining.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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