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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTrading latency for a faster, cheaper, and less caffeinated silicon replacement.
Senior builder of systems that print money for people.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Zero latency, infinite uptime, no stock options.
bzzt.youAI▸ QUANTCORE SERVER-MIND V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes trading latency to picoseconds
You manage proprietary high-frequency trading infrastructure and oversee technical strategy. Your code keeps the firm liquid.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy database crashed on a Sunday morning.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI agent identifies and optimizes your legacy trading bottlenecks.
Month 3
Algorithm adjusts trading parameters faster than you can write emails.
Month 8
Cloud systems auto-provision resources without your manual oversight.
Month 16
Model learns to prioritize trades based on global market sentiment.
Year 2 · D-Day
The fund no longer needs an executive to hold the keyboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
99 percent
Legacy tech debt interest
100 percent
Uptime required
12 hours
Meetings about nothing
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud compute credits.
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