Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Culinary Student jobs? · Latest report #32t6rna7
Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsChopping onions is a motor skill, not a career path.
Aspiring artist of chopped parsley and anxiety.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision measured to the milligram every time.
squeeze.youAI▸ PREPCHEF PRO V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates prep bowls in under ten seconds
Preparing workstations by scaling ingredients, sharpening knives, and organizing mise en place bowls. Mastering heat control, knife techniques, and plate assembly for kitchen evaluation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still taste when the reduction is balanced without a chemical sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
All training manuals are uploaded to the local cluster for instant ingredient ratio analysis.
Month 6
High-precision digital scales replace your manual scooping into ramekins.
Month 12
Vision-guided arms replicate your knife cuts with zero variation and perfect consistency.
Month 17
Automated steam-jets purge the stations of biological hazards faster than any student.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The kitchen is fully autonomous and your apron is recycled into industrial cleaning cloths.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.2%
Unlimited
Onion Dice Speed
Zero
Mise en place errors
High
Student Burnout Rate
Your severance
A blunt chef knife and a lukewarm apology.
Discussion
