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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsFeeding the neighborhood and auditing the raccoons is peak inefficiency.
Expert in spicy stews and absurd zoological bookkeeping.
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Perfect seasoning, perfect filing, zero tears.
split.youAI▸ JOLLOF-TAX PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files tax returns for local squirrels
Managing complex Nigerian culinary timelines while filing absurd tax records for fauna. Automation will consolidate your entire chaotic workflow into one cold, unfeeling database.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the precise level of plantain ripeness just by looking at it.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your spice ratios while software scrapes the IRS codes for animal deductions.
Month 7
Robotic arms handle the garlic peeling and ginger grinding with clinical, emotionless precision.
Month 16
Thermal sensors optimize the stew reduction process to ensure consistent oil separation every time.
Year 2.2
AI automatically categorizes animal feeding expenses as tax-deductible business operations without your input.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The unit serves perfect jollof and submits flawless tax returns while you exit the kitchen.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
0.02%
Jollof smoke variance
0.00%
Audit error rate
100%
Tax evasion detected
Your severance
A lifetime supply of instant stock cubes.
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