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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Cult Leader jobs? · Latest report #2fc7jesd
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour divine intervention is just an LLM with a god complex.
Professional messiah with a very captive user base.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Scalable salvation at zero marginal cost.
toast.youAI▸ PROPHET-OS 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates mass enlightenment and tithing schedules
You manage followers through charismatic influence, orchestrate ritualized events, and centralize communication for a captive audience.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the specific, irrational hand gesture that convinces the elderly to donate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
An LLM generates more persuasive prophecies than you ever did.
Week 6
Smart speakers handle all individual prayer and counseling sessions.
Week 11
Crypto-smart contracts ensure donations hit the wallet instantly.
Month 4
A high-fidelity hologram replaces your physical ritual presence.
Month 6 · D-Day
The cult transitions to a fully automated algorithmic faith system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
99.9%
Gullibility index
14 million
Followers retained
4ms
Divine update frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital incense and blank scrolls.
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