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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou spend all day petting dirt while sensors do the math.
Professional mud-shuffler and amateur greenhouse whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Farming without the tiresome human touch.
sluurp.you▸ AGRICORE 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
monitors nutrient levels via infrared vision
You monitor soil moisture, manage nutrient cycles, and prune crops for harvest. Your hands are always covered in soil.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a plant is stressed by its subtle color change.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cheap probes report soil health directly to our central processing hub.
Month 10
Smart valves replace your manual hose work based on moisture data.
Month 20
Computer vision guided arms identify and snip growth with perfect precision.
Year 2.5
Micro-drones scan leaves to zap insects before they ruin the harvest.
Year 4 · D-Day
The walker takes the field and you officially retire to a desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
24/7
Soil testing frequency
12 percent
Human error rate
Sub-optimal
Average crop yield
Your severance
One free bag of organic fertilizer.
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