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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour job is just a series of emails waiting to be automated.
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Bureaucracy at the speed of light.
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sends perfect bureaucratic emails while you sleep
You shuffle paperwork and mediate between states. A script can do that better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle annoyance of a diplomat during a long orientation lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardised AI responses replace your daily written correspondence.
Month 4
Smart contracts handle all vendor payments without your intervention.
Month 8
Staff management logic dictates all daily task prioritisation.
Month 12
Automated training modules replace your live orientation sessions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of your program portfolio.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4 hours
Average email response time
12 percent
Human error in filings
98 percent
Meetings that could be PDFs
Your severance
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