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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour complex vision of art is just an unoptimized database query.
Professional cat-herder of artists and local council bureaucrats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics and art curation without the ego.
stretchy.youAI▸ CULTUREBOT PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates grant applications with perfect jargon
Coordinates cultural exhibitions, manages event logistics, and negotiates with artists to secure installations for public spaces.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a difficult artist into agreeing to a budget cut.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI takes over the endless cycle of scheduling and confirmation emails.
Month 4
Language models write grant applications more persuasively than you ever could.
Month 10
Algorithms handle the permit checks and regulatory compliance workflows automatically.
Month 15
Delivery logistics move to a real-time automated procurement portal.
Month 21 · D-Day
The final oversight module replaces your decision-making entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
142
emails sent daily
14%
budget overruns
infinity
vague vision boards
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the museum you never visited.
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