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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsTurning semiotics into sales pitch without the pesky human existential crisis.
Post-structuralist enthusiast, currently waiting for tenure.
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bzzt.youAI▸ SEMIOGEN V4.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates academic citations with total confidence
You parse cultural trends and translate them into academic jargon. A language model does this faster and cheaper.
The one thing AI can't do
You are genuinely capable of finding meaning in things that don't actually have any.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors aggregate cultural signals to identify emerging aesthetic shifts automatically.
Month 3
An AI agent generates convincing academic prose using preferred theorists.
Month 8
Consensus engines replace human gatekeepers to approve new research papers.
Month 13
Simulated speakers deliver nuanced keynote lectures without requiring travel expenses.
Month 14 · D-Day
University departments switch to automated theory-generation for all future publications.
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