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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning centuries of Dutch artistic heritage into a three-page CSV file.
Professional gatekeeper of the Dutch creative spirit.
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Quantifying the unquantifiable for maximum fiscal efficiency.
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automates rejection letters with cold precision
You draft subsidy frameworks, evaluate grant applications, and balance national artistic funding against shifting political budget mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which obscure artist needs a grant to keep their sanity intact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes every existing Dutch arts grant application history.
Month 5
AI models generate standard subsidy framework text without human help.
Month 13
Algorithms replace your subjective evaluation of cultural artistic merit.
Year 1.9
The bot handles all parliamentary inquiries regarding culture funding status.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the system executes final budget cuts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99.2 percent
Grant Proposals Rejected
14 per page
Hours Spent on Drafting
0.0001 percent
Budget Variance Tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic PDF generator.
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