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Your job has an expiration date
October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsTesting for poison is now a legacy feature of liquid sensors.
Professional beverage handler for the socially elite.
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Dignified hydration with zero biological risk.
split.you▸ ROYALPOUR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters vintage poisons at the source
You transport golden goblets and taste-test wine to ensure the royal guests do not expire before dinner ends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the mood in a room and know when to pour.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors identify temperature and toxicity in every single pour.
Month 7
Robotic rails deliver drinks directly to the royal table.
Month 16
Hydraulic arms master the art of the perfect pour.
Year 2.3
AI calculates rank order faster than a human butler.
Year 3 · D-Day
The king prefers a silent machine that never needs breaks.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Zero
Tasting errors per century
45 degrees
Average bow depth
0.01 percent
Spillage tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of non-poisonous tap water.
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