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March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsWatching pavement in the desert is a career path only for ghosts.
Professional pavement observer and local heat-sink enthusiast.
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Unblinking surveillance for stationary assets
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records infinite curb footage without blinking
Observation of curb assets and stationary monitoring of infrastructure wear. You record environmental impact while effectively becoming part of the landscape.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still distinguish between a stray tumbleweed and an actual municipal maintenance issue.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Mobile sensors install to capture curb degradation data without human manual tallying.
Month 10
Fixed-mount vision cameras replace the need for physical presence during peak traffic observation hours.
Month 20
Real-time AI analysis of video feeds negates the requirement for human reports on illegal dumping.
Year 2.5
Centralized oversight replaces the field supervisor who manages human curb observers.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The final folding chair is folded as the site becomes fully automated surveillance-managed infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
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Average minutes per flicker
Infinite
Sunlight tolerance
96%
Salary efficiency gain
Your severance
A folding lawn chair and a thermos of sadness.
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