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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Curbside Order Loader jobs? · Latest report #qhfbaeyj
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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsMoving heavy bags six feet to a trunk is hardly a career.
Professional trunk-filler and parking lot marathon runner.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Trunks loaded without the human chatter.
stretchy.youAI▸ LOADSTAR AUTO-DOCK V2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
positions crates with surgical precision
You drag grocery bins to waiting cars and load trunks manually. Efficiency is currently limited by your walking speed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to complain about missing cilantro.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the vehicle before you even walk outside.
Month 6
Conveyors move bins from the cold storage to the curb.
Month 15
Vehicle handshake protocols signal the car to pop the lid.
Year 2.2
Robotic arms stack the bags directly into the vehicle.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The parking lot is fully automated and human-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
2 minutes
Average load time
4 percent
Human error rate
120 times
Trunks slammed daily
Your severance
A lifetime supply of coupons for frozen peas.
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