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Will AI replace Curling Rock Scout jobs? · Latest report #qpw36ffx
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsHunting for rocks that already exist in a database.
Professional ice-cold pebble inspector and stone texture whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mining for perfection in every pebble.
bzzt.youAI▸ GEOSCAN GRADE-BOT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calibrates pebble friction instantly without human input
You spend your winters grading granite texture and testing density to ensure professional curling rocks remain perfectly uniform.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively tell if a specific block of granite feels lucky to a player.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the internal structure of every stone block instantly.
Month 5
Vision models identify flaws that your human eyes consistently miss.
Month 13
Mechanical arms refinish stones to perfect specs overnight.
Year 2.5
Automated racks sort inventory without needing a human to touch it.
Year 4 · D-Day
The machines stop waiting for you and manage the entire supply chain.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
1200
Rocks inspected per season
0.04%
Granite density errors found
800
Human cold exposure hours
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid ice-rink coffee.
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