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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou bet on volatile numbers until a faster algorithm does it better.
Professional gambler with a fancy suit and better data
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated arbitrage for the heartless.
split.youAI▸ FOREXFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes high-frequency trades in nanoseconds
You monitor global currency market fluctuations to execute trades for clients. You manage risk and track geopolitical trends.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the market dropped.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The bot starts mirroring your trade history to learn patterns.
Month 4
Your firm replaces manual calls with automated trade execution systems.
Month 8
Lower fees from bots force human brokers out of business.
Month 13
Clients prefer low-fee app interfaces over your expensive advice.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your terminal is disconnected and the server is powered down.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.0001
ms trade latency
zero
emotionally driven errors
none
caffeine consumption
Your severance
A stale bagel and a subscription to Bloomberg Terminal
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