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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Curses Specialist jobs? · Latest report #rrh6t6mi
Your job has an expiration date
April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYour hexes are slow, expensive, and frankly, poorly optimized for scalability.
Professional doom-monger, currently failing to curse our server-farm.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Curse faster, cheaper, and without the chanting.
help!youAI▸ HEX-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
saturates target's search history with bad omens
You apply metaphysical harm to targets via ritualized verbal and symbolic invocations. We do this better with targeted advertising and localized Wi-Fi interference.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose the exact cadence of your dramatic pauses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
We scrape your target's social media to identify genuine insecurities instead of vague hexes.
Week 6
Bots flood targets with subtle, automated digital annoyances that feel like genuine misfortune.
Month 3
Machine learning adjusts the intensity of the digital badgering based on target stress levels.
Month 4
Deepfake audio generators replicate your best chanting for a fraction of the metabolic cost.
Month 6 · D-Day
The entire profession is retired as we prove statistics are scarier than ghosts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
10,000
Curses per second
4ms
Average spite latency
99%
Human error rate
Your severance
A single, slightly damp tarot card and bus fare.
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