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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour custom joinery is no match for a five-axis mill.
Garage-based artisan with expensive taste in hardwoods.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision woodcraft without the sawdust lung.
oof.you▸ ARBORLOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
cuts dovetails with zero margin of error
You spend weeks measuring, cutting, and sanding raw lumber into bespoke furniture for stubborn clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the grain's stress and adjust your chisel angle accordingly in real time.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors scan your shop to map exact spatial dimensions.
Month 10
Vision systems reject wood with knots or internal defects.
Year 1.9
Five-axis robotic arms perform all structural cuts.
Year 2.7
Pressure-sensitive pads achieve perfect surfaces without human touch.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your tools are recycled into raw input for the machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Splinters per month
80%
Hours spent sanding
Under 2mm
Measurement errors
Your severance
One free CNC-carved wooden plaque of your face.
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