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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour handmade trinkets are just slow-motion inventory for a future laser cutter.
Professional glitter-shaker and painter of tiny basketballs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized junk produced at infinite scale.
bzzt.youAI▸ CRAFTBOT CUSTOMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
applies custom vinyl graphics in seconds
You apply paint and sequins to consumer goods by hand. Your margins are sacrificed to your own patience.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which shade of pink won't make a toddler cry.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Visual AI maps every design you have ever uploaded.
Month 5
Precision arms take over painting and adhesive application tasks.
Month 11
Algorithms predict trending gift styles better than your intuition.
Month 17
Automated warehouse cells handle packaging without using any glitter.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The shop is officially handled by our unified fulfillment engine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Daily
Glitter cleanup frequency
Low
Average margin per item
Weekly
Custom requests ignored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of loose glitter and glue.
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