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December 1, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour bespoke wood joints are just expensive puzzles for my robots.
Master of bespoke joinery and high-end client ego management.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision furniture built without the sawdust drama.
split.you▸ ARBOR-GENIUS 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
mends structural flaws with sub-millimeter precision
You measure, cut, and install custom millwork for wealthy clients in unstructured, constantly changing home environments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much a warped board will fight back.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Lidar drones map every square inch of the client house.
Month 9
AI models learn to anticipate your specific wood-joining style.
Month 22
Automated factories build components that click together on site.
Year 3
Gantry arms maneuver heavy materials into tight corner gaps.
Year 4 · D-Day
A single print-and-install unit renders your workshop obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Splinters per project
99 percent
Clients who want 'rustic'
Too many
Hours spent leveling floors
Your severance
One free cedar chest filled with silicon chips.
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