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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour miter saw skills are no match for a laser cutter.
Master of corners, glue-up anxiety, and client indecision.
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Perfect corners without the thumb-sanding.
shred.you▸ FRAMEGENIUS X-1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cuts perfect miters on warped timber
Design bespoke framing solutions for clients and manually construct custom timber frames using precision shop equipment.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know how to save a warped moulding with a hidden shim.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Clients select frames via a touchscreen app instead of paper forms.
Month 4
Sensors measure frames and cut glass with zero human waste.
Month 15
Glue, staple, and clamp functions are consolidated into one unit.
Year 2.2
Automated arms fetch and prep raw wood stocks for output.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A single factory module replaces the entire framing shop floor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
99.99 percent
Miter accuracy
400 frames
Daily output
0.01 percent
Waste percentage
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood glue.
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