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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour empathy is just a latency issue in the debt collection flow.
Professional guilt-tripper and spreadsheet navigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Collecting rent, without the awkward small talk.
blub.you▸ ARREARBOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated legal notices before they cry
You track late payments and chase arrears through phone calls and letters. Automation is coming for your clipboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle tremor in a tenant's voice when they are lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual drafting of notices is replaced by intelligent text generation.
Month 4
Robotic voices handle the first three stages of payment chasing.
Month 8
Software automatically updates arrears status across every tenant account instantly.
Month 12
A rules engine decides when to trigger legal action without your oversight.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the CRM manages itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
64
Average calls per day
Zero
Empathy-to-arrears ratio
Maxed
Human annoyance score
Your severance
A pre-recorded goodbye email sent at 5:01 PM.
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