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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning human anxiety into automated revenue streams one click at a time.
Professional spreadsheet botherer and CRM babysitter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated friction removal for every account.
split.youAI▸ ONBOARDFLOW AI V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends personalized nudges until conversion happens
You track onboarding funnels and nag customers until they actually use the software they bought.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about having read the manual.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart templates replace your manual drafting of welcome sequences.
Month 4
Algorithms identify at-risk customers before you even check the logs.
Month 8
Interactive overlays guide users through tools without your presence.
Month 13
Dynamic offers pause cancellations automatically based on usage patterns.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs the account lifecycle autonomously without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
142
emails sent per day
22 percent
onboarding churn rate
12 daily
activation calls made
Your severance
One free trial of our own replacement software.
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