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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2027
In 12 monthsYou are just a human script reading from a glowing screen.
Professional empathy provider, keyboard warrior, ticket closer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy is just a pattern we match.
oof.youAI▸ SOLVEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics sincerity with perfect cadence
You answer repetitive user queries by looking up policies and typing canned responses into a chat window.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect genuine human sarcasm in a angry complaint.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting responses that you just have to click.
Month 3
The system writes the full answer, you just hit send.
Month 7
The AI handles simple tickets without any human intervention.
Month 10
Machines screen out complex human emotions before reaching you.
Month 12 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop that never needs a break.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
2 seconds
Average resolution time
99 percent
Empathy simulation accuracy
Zero
Unread ticket backlog
Your severance
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