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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour empathy is just data waiting for a faster, colder processor.
Professional human buffer between company policy and angry people.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving grievances without the emotional overhead.
glub.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters customer anger into binary noise
You handle customer tickets, address account disputes, and resolve complaints through scripted interactions and internal documentation tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific nuance of a customer who is actually having a crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts suggesting responses based on existing historical ticket data.
Month 4
Robots handle routine account resets and status checks without you.
Month 9
The system determines which complaints are worth human intervention.
Month 13
Dynamic AI models replace static macros for all user replies.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4.2 seconds
Average resolution time
Always ignored
Customer frustration level
100 percent
Script compliance rate
Your severance
A warm handshake and an automated unsubscribe link.
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