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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour empathy is just a script that takes too long to load.
Professional listener to hold music and repetitive grievances.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Handling inbound frustration without needing a break.
squeeze.youAI▸ TALKBOT SALESFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human hesitation during contract negotiations
You answer repetitive inbound sales queries and navigate internal HR databases to resolve customer concerns via phone and chat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is actually about to cancel.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI starts suggesting responses to your screen in real time.
Week 12
Chatbots begin handling the simple password reset queries for you.
Month 7
The machine takes your voice to handle routine sales pitches.
Month 11
All inbound traffic is routed through our automated server stack.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as you become completely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Zero seconds
Average hold time
100 percent
Script adherence rate
Non-existent
Lunch break duration
Your severance
One month of premium ad-free noise cancelling headphones.
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