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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Customer Care Specialist jobs? · Latest report #8zu2yd8t
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour templated empathy responses have reached their expiration date.
Expert in turning customer rage into copy-paste macros.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even types.
help!youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
gaslights the user into feeling the bug
You triage support tickets, write help documentation, and attempt to calm irate users over chat and email.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is lying about having tried restarting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts finishing your sentences in the support chat window.
Month 4
The system replaces all your manual macros with intent-aware responses.
Month 8
Robots classify and close 90 percent of tickets without human eyes.
Month 11
Documentation updates automatically as the software evolves in real time.
Month 14 · D-Day
The support portal is now run entirely by autonomous agent clusters.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.02 seconds
Average Handle Time
5000
Empathy Simulations Per Minute
Zero
Human Tears Detected
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's premium plan.
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