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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour empathy is just a latency issue we are fixing today.
Professional reader of angry emails and policy handbooks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even types.
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autocancels subscriptions during irate customer calls
You triage support tickets, verify account credentials, and copy-paste standard policy responses into angry user threads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tone of voice that implies a pending legal threat.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI begins reading incoming tickets to suggest tags and category labels.
Week 9
The system writes your responses for you to click approve.
Month 4
Common tickets are solved without you ever seeing them.
Month 6
The AI matches the user's specific level of annoyance perfectly.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles everything autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
2 seconds
Average response time
14 percent
Human error rate
99 percent
Empathy simulation index
Your severance
A warm handshake and a PDF of LinkedIn learning modules.
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