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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou exist solely to read documentation aloud to confused enterprise clients.
Professional slide-jockey and cloud-apologist for enterprise suits.
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Automated slides that actually make sense.
splat.you▸ CLOUDSYNC BOT V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect architecture diagrams mid-meeting
You translate complex cloud architecture into slide decks for skeptical buyers. You troubleshoot integration errors until midnight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their current infrastructure legacy debt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI automatically drafts your pitch decks from customer requirements.
Month 5
Scanners map legacy infrastructure without needing your long workshops.
Month 10
Interactive AI agents handle technical questions during client calls.
Month 16
Systems resolve integration errors before the client notices them.
Month 21 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the API handles all accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
42
Slides per deal
94%
Useless meetings
2000+
Hours spent explaining API
Your severance
One free trial of the product you just sold.
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