Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Customer Experience Designer jobs? · Latest report #2y2wavhf
Your job has an expiration date
April 16, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning human frustration into a perfectly optimized flow chart for nobody.
Pixel-pusher of user flows and emotional design journeys.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
A perfect user journey every microsecond.
oof.youAI▸ UX-OPTIMA 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect UI layouts instantly
You map out user journeys and wireframe app screens to smooth out friction points for digital product users.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still feel the visceral annoyance of a button that is two pixels off.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software generates layouts based on successful patterns from your competitors.
Month 4
Simulated users run thousands of sessions to find every UI glitch.
Month 8
Your code updates screen layouts in real-time for each user.
Month 13
The software detects broken journeys and fixes buttons on its own.
Month 18 · D-Day
The design team is offloaded to maintenance-free algorithm management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Zero
User journey friction points
100000
A/B test variations per hour
None
Post-it notes used
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's premium design tool.
Discussion
