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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsProfessional script reader waiting for the mute button to become permanent.
Master of the Alt-Tab and canned apology macro.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving customer frustration without human empathy.
toast.youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters incoming complaints into the void
You follow canned scripts and click buttons to resolve customer tickets. Your keyboard is your only real tool.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of a customer who is lying to you.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI suggests the response you must click and send.
Week 9
Simple inquiries are handled entirely by the automated bot.
Month 4
The machine writes the email and you just verify it.
Month 6
The system processes all tickets without human intervention.
Month 8 · D-Day
Your login credentials are removed from the system permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
0.002 seconds
Average Handle Time
12 Million
Empathy Simulations Ran
100 percent
Script Adherence
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the product you dislike.
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