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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning your vague client-success emails into automated exit surveys.
Managing churn, one construction-software ticket at a time.
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You monitor churn risk, run software re-implementations, and draft SOPs for construction software users.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in a contractor's voice during a training call.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-tagging your churn risk accounts by sentiment.
Month 4
The AI generates and updates all SOPs automatically.
Month 8
Interactive AI guides replace your live training calls.
Month 13
Bot handles all renewal negotiations without human input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system runs better without your manual intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42
Emails per churn risk
99%
SOPs ignored by users
Infinite
Coffee consumed while waiting
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert at Leaving".
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