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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsSelling books to people who only want to use your bathroom.
Human bookmark standing in the way of efficiency.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless sales for the modern bookstore
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You hunt for inventory in backrooms and soothe customers while scanning barcodes at the point-of-sale terminal.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely tell when someone is lying about their book club deadline.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Your customers stop asking you where the bathroom is.
Week 9
Cameras replace your daily floor sweeps for missing items.
Month 4
Gantry systems reorganize the store faster than your hands can.
Month 6
The register disappears because no one uses physical currency.
Month 7 · D-Day
The store operates autonomously without a single human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4.2 Newtons
Average smile force
3 times
Bathrooms cleaned daily
12 units
Books found per hour
Your severance
A bookstore credit for books we no longer stock.
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