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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYour empathy script is just a series of if-then statements anyway.
Professional listener of complaints and manager of disappointment.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Infinite patience for finite customer problems.
glub.youAI▸ VOXPOPULI AGENT-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes rage with perfect monotone vocal synthesis
You answer customer calls and handle in-person complaints. You document interactions and try to keep people from screaming.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the specific tremor in a customer's voice that signals a real crisis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Simple inquiries are diverted to an automated text interface.
Week 10
AI mimics your voice to handle routine phone calls.
Month 5
AI logs and categorizes all customer complaints automatically.
Month 7
The system detects anger and adjusts its tone perfectly.
Month 8 · D-Day
The office lights go off and the server takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.5%
Zero seconds
Average hold time
Total zero
Human emotional baggage
100 percent
Script compliance rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our stress-relief app.
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