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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsMapping customer journeys until the customers stop showing up entirely.
Architecting digital hallways for people who hate shopping.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping every exit for your confused shoppers.
bzzt.youAI▸ JOURNEYGEN 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes conversion paths while you sleep
You draft site navigation and service flows for DIY shoppers. You design the path from cart to purchase.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a design flow is patronizingly simple to a frustrated human.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track every mouse hover and hesitation in your retail app.
Month 4
Software tests thousands of UI variations to find optimal flow.
Month 10
An AI agent writes the user journeys you previously drafted manually.
Month 15
The system adjusts navigation steps based on live user frustration.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system runs autonomously and your design files are archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
84 percent
Click-through friction points
too high
Average user confusion
variable
Retailer conversion rate
Your severance
A lifetime discount on flat-pack furniture hex keys.
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