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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou mediate internal fights that a single database could resolve instantly.
Professional referee for office squabbles and data-chart enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ending interdepartmental warfare through absolute data transparency.
bzzt.youAI▸ SYNCUTILITY V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes human politics with hard data
You force departments to stop bickering and analyze customer feedback to build strategies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a manager is lying about their departmental budget limitations.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull utility usage patterns directly from the grid.
Month 5
The software mandates department priorities based on revenue metrics.
Month 9
Automated dashboards render your quarterly strategy presentations obsolete.
Month 14
Direct communication portals remove the need for human mediators.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the system manages itself fully.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
42 weekly
Hours wasted in meetings
99 percent
Interdepartmental email volume
too many
Customer complaints ignored
Your severance
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